“Sorry to bother you sir at this hour but there is an emergency!! We’ve just received word that the Durex Condom factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.”
“Sh*t !!” says Mr Burnham, “The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies…. We’ll be ruined. We’re going to have to ship some in from France then ? “
“Bad idea! The frogs will have a field day on this one, but what about Scotland, maybe they’ll have some.” says the caller.
“I’ll call Alex Salmond, the Scottish First Minister and tell him we need five million condoms, each one ten inches long and three inches thick. That way they’ll continue to respect the English”
Three days later a delighted Andy Burnham MP runs out to open the first of the boxes that arrive.
He finds five million condoms:
10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured blue and white with small writing on each one.
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Think the punchline got omitted:
“Made in Scotland — size small”
By: Norman on July 4, 2010
at 7:28 am
sir at this hour but there is an emergency!! We’ve just received word that the Durex Condom factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will be gone by the
By: yabinlee on August 24, 2010
at 4:32 am